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Fantasy Baseball Free Agency Day 2

More baseball nerdiness.

The second day of free agency saw a few acquisitions, however several teams quieted down after making moves on day one.


“Things went unimaginably bad for the Even Stevens” commented one league executive. Francisco Cordero bolted and every other Free Agent they had interest in signed with a team just before they had a chance to talk with them. This could be a rebuilding year for them.”

Also standing pat were King Bedard!, Bo Still Rules!, Griffey Rules, and Team # 10.

Sultans of Swing

SoS GM Peter Anspach, still reeling from the loss of Mariano Rivera, and having narrowly missed signing Jorge Posada made a splash by signing outfielder Aaron Rowand.

Aaron Rowand “I had A-Row, that’s what I call him – he hates that, into my office and told him to sit down.” said Anspach. “I looked him straight in the eyes and said ‘The bad news is that Posada, Cordero, and Rivera aren’t playing with us next year, and I didn’t even get a chance to talk with [Torri] Hunter or [Mike] Lowell. But we’ve got an option to pick you up, so I guess you’re it.’”

The only catch – Rowand was a free agent. There was no club option to retain him.

“Pssh. He doesn’t pay attention to anything.” Anspach said. “That’s why he busted up his nose a couple of years ago, he wasn’t paying attention to where the outfield wall was. I just told him we had an option on him, pushed a contract in front of him & he signed it. It was simple, though I had my assistant GM lock his agent in the bathroom just to be safe. Moron.”
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Fantasy Baseball Free Agency

Here is a little glimpse into the madness that is Fantasy Baseball and my friends…

The first day of Free Agency for the Rock N’ Jock III league began today at 2 p.m. Several teams made retaining their players a high priority.

Bo Still Rules!

“Keeping our existing roster as in tact as we could was fundamental to our plans this year.” said head coach/general manager Nate Gauthier of Bo Still Rules! “We had one target all through the winter, and that was keeping Pedro Feliz on as our backup third baseman.”

Garret Atkins was relieved. “I was kind of worried that management was going to go after A-Rod or Mike Lowell, and that I would be relegated to a backup role.” said Atkins. “But management came right up to me and said ‘you’re our guy.’ It was kind of weird because I thought maybe they’d dump that waste of space Richie Sexson and move me to first with A-Rod or Lowell at third, but whatever.”

“I’m happy to be back with the club” said an joyful Feliz. “When you warm the bench, it’s always comforting to intimately know the bench you’re sitting on for 9/10th of the season. Like I know where the splintery parts of the bench are, and I avoid them. I wouldn’t have had that kind of peace of mind if I went off to greener pastures. And I’d probably end up being cut by another team.”

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Pozcars

I’m a Pozcar voter.  Jealous/confused?  I knew you would be.

Joe Posnanski – Pozcars

2007 MLB Division Series – part 1

Hurray! Baseball playoffs are here! If I had cable I’d totally watch them, but since I don’t it’s all ESPN Gamecast & radio until the Championship series airs on Fox. My thoughts on the matchups:

Phillies v. Rockies

 

Rooting For: As I mentioned in last year’s preview, the Phillies are my favorite National League team. As an M’s & Seahawks fan, I can relate to the pain and anguish Phillies fans must feel watching their teams just barely miss playoffs, championships, etc. Also, Philadelphia is farther away from Pittsburgh (where the Super Bowl stealing Steelers play) and closer to Scranton (where the Office Takes Place) and Lebanon (where my Dad serves as mayor – though he’s a Yankees fan- hmm, maybe I shouldn’t have written that, it could cost him in future elections). As you can see my logic is flawless, and you should now accept Philadelphia as your favorite NL team, too.

Chase!Rooting Against: The Colorado Rockies. I’d rather not, though. They’re a lot like the 1995 Mariners. So that’s cool. If they end up knocking off the Phillies, I’ll most likely switch allegiances. I’m not that loyal to any team in the NL. I just have a favorite as a matter of order, sort of like how the toaster is my favorite appliance. It’s best to have these sorts of things decided in advance in case someone ever asks you.

Fantasy Spin You Don’t Care About: My Fantasy team this year was a lot like the Phillies. I had two Philadelphia men on my team: Cole Hamels and Chase Utley. Both performed well and Utley was able to overcome my long standing disdain for the name ‘Chase’. I just can’t stand those kinds of names (apologies to everyone named Chase, Connor, Dakota, etc.). In fact, there’s a show Jenn watches on HGTV hosted by a lady named Chayse Dakota, a combination of two names I abhor. Also, my team had Manny Corpas and Matt Holliday from the Rockies, who slides head first into home and also spells his last name incorrectly.

Prediction: Rockies in 3.  Sigh.

Happy Birthday Caleb!

Caleb opening a presentToday marks Caleb’s 3rd birthday. God is so good. I can’t believe it’s been that long. I also can’t believe how long it’s been since I’ve done any regular blogging. I have a bunch of drafts, but no time to polish them and put them up. So sometime in the future I should have more Mr. T on the shorter catechism, some thoughts on the delivering of the gospel, my MLB post-season analysis, and some book reviews. Also a bunch of prayer meeting homilies, which I’ll start delivering next Wednesday. In the mean time, here are some handy bullet points…

  • The Phillies. They’re my official rooting interest for this year’s playoffs. They remind me of a National League version of the Mariners. Also, Chase Utley has always come through for my fantasy team and that kind of dedication needs to be rewarded.
  • I have a good sized Star Wars collection. Especially the action figures. Most of them are stored away in my Mom’s attic. This guy has put his collection online. I think it’s a pretty cool way to inventory/display what you’ve got. As for me, I’m just waiting until the value goes up on them and then its off to eBay!
  • The Lord is teaching me lessons on not being able to please everyone through my tenure as Sunday school superintendent. Something (along with Pastor Fisher) tells me I’ll need to learn this lesson thoroughly as I prepare for pastoral ministry.
  • PrayerMeeting. Like I said above, I’ll be leading our church’s prayer meeting starting next Wednesday and every Wednesday after that through the end of October. I’m going to do a series on Esther – I think it will be easier to just work through a book of the Bible (regardless of how infrequently I may preach) instead of thinking of a bunch of different topical sermons.
  • Theology Forum. I won’t be at this Friday’s, but Jed will be and he’ll do a great job as always. We’re going to be looking at the Apostles Creed. What is being said, and why it needed to be formulated.
  • We bought a new washer and dryer since our old ones broke. These are shiny and red front loaders that use way less water and hold way more clothes. Jenn was able to do two days worth of laundry in just two loads yesterday. That extra time will be a blessing to her since she’s just as busy as I am (moreso if you count all the home engineering).
  • Homeschooling. Does anyone have any particular exhortations or warnings? We’re still 2 years away from Caleb’s venture into education, and we had beening thinking Heritage for years, but now Jenn is really leaning towards home schooling young Master Caleb. Maybe I can teach him Biblical Greek (once I learn it).
  • Bullet points. I think they’re a cool way of making people think you have something substantial to say even though you only have a sentence or two to offer on a variety of topics.
  • Seminary Books. Marty Hall and Linda Lane have literally given me hundreds of dollars worth of books I’d otherwise have to buy for myself. A super huge (and public) thanks is in order for both of them.
  • My site takes too long to load. Or so Kristina tells me. She’s probably right. As I have more time I’m going to trim some of the problem children and see if I can’t speed it up. If that doesn’t work, we’ll probably be looking at a new template.
  • If you want to see more pictures of the Anspach family, head over to Anspachfamily.com – that’s where I keep all the family stuff.  Warning: I update it very infrequently.  Mainly because no one is demanding I do it more regularly.
  • I’ve been selling some old stuff on eBay to make extra room in the house and to get a head start on Christmas money.  I’m amazed at how much I’ve been able to raise – even some old hockey jerseys are going for > $35.  The prize of the auctions were two comics I bought in the ’98 that sold for $150 combined.  That’s the kind of profit margin I was expecting when I bought 10 copies of X-Force # 1 back in 1991.  I believe Karp feels my pain as he bought something like 50 of them.  Well, at least his mom did.

NFL + Star Wars = (Informative) Comedy Gold

I came across this site via the Star Wars blog. It’s a comparison of 2007 NFL teams with characters from the Star Wars movies.
18 to 88: Your source for Indianapolis Colts news and analysis

Josh Wilson!

I was happily observing De-troit get De-stroyed by Tampa Bay when I noticed this in the scoring summary.

A Real Yahoo! Scoring Recap...

Clearly Josh Wilson is the greatest player alive. It’s like that Bugs Bunny cartoon where he plays every position. By my account Wilson had three singles and one sacrifice fly in one inning driving in 4 runs. It’s awesome that they let him just keep going back to the plate to drive in more runs instead of having to stand on the bases. He was then traded to Detroit in between innings and drove in another run for them.

I’m picking him up for my fantasy baseball team.

Trade Ichiro?

Ichiro!The question of whether or not the M’s should be Letting Ichiro Leave For Nothing is tackled over at USSM. Those who are calling for Ichiro to be shipped off in order for the M’s to get something in return definitely want to follow the previous link — it turns out you’re just as likely to get value for the draft picks received from offering arbitration as you are from prospects acquired via trade…

The M’s and Opening Season Optimism

Opening day is upon us! I get excited for the start of baseball season like I do for no other sport. I thought it would be fun to look at an article I wrote at the start of the M’s 2001 season…

One could sense something in the air Monday night during the Seattle Mariners season opener at Safeco Field. Something electric. Not just the cold that had turned my hands the same color blue my hair was dyed, or turned my feet into unfeeling stumps.

As the M’s rallied from a 4-0 deficit to beat the Oakland Athletics 5-4, a feeling of joyousness collected the fans into one, cheering mob.

That was a fun game. My brother Peter had some nice seats. Also, we both contend that we’re responsible for the I-CHI-RO! chants that are so common at M’s games today. The Mariners were trying to get everyone to do a lame G0! Go! Ichiro! chant through the jumbotron. The entire crowd refused to participate in such lame cheering. Peter & I started bellowing I-CHI-RO. Slowly, those around us joined in, and within a few minutes, the whole stadium was participating. True story.

Here was a team in Seattle, which in case you’d forgotten (as impossible as that may seem) has lost three future hall-of-famers in the span of three years, beating the team they just couldn’t beat last year in the A’s.

Yeah, that was a rough spot. I remember being optimistic that we would keep A-Rod. After losing Griffey & Randy in the years prior, a serious sense of doom loomed over the franchise. Much like what we feel today. Also, even back then the M’s couldn’t beat the A’s (except for 2001).

A sense of Oakland’s impending doom fell upon the crowd when Seattle took the one-run lead in the eighth. Kazuhiro Sasaki would finish them. That’s what he does, and that’s what he did.

So we have J.J. Putz now, and he’s pretty good, too.

Most sportswriters pick the Mariners to place third this year. That may very well be, though I’d like to think they’ll beat out Texas for second place behind the A’s. Still, for one shining moment, all was well in the heart of the M’s fan. Alex Rodriguez had made the blooper reels by tripping himself up on his own shoelace the day before, and the team that he left beat the out and out favorite to win the AL West.

Yep. No one expected the Mariners to win anything near 90 games, let alone 116.

It seemed that the fans were ready to support the Mariners for the long haul, despite no prevalent superstar on the team. Then, without warning game two of the series took place the following night. The stadium looked half full, with more open seats than filled ones in right field. The A’s took it to the M’s 5-1 and no one seemed to care. It seemed expected. Opening night was a fluke. Only a few loyal fans remained to watch Carlos Guillen strike out for the final time that night.

Pretty standard stuff I was at home for this game, I did see the final game of the series, though.

Here’s where I start to rant. Is it just me, or are Mariners fans some the most fickle group of folks in the Pacific Northwest. Last summer, when the M’s were in the hunt for the postseason, you couldn’t look sideways without seeing some guy in a shiny new M’s hat (with the $1.50 waterproofing no less). My M’s hat is dirty and smells and I’m quite sure my wife would throw it away if she didn’t already know I’d cry like a baby if she did. I wore than hat all during fall and winter only to encounter those same people saying that the Mariners are a lost cause, and without A-Rod they won’t make it, blah, blah, blah.

So what? What if the Mariners lose 90 games? Isn’t going to be so different from the way baseball has always been in Seattle?

There was a time, before Sweet Lou came along, that a five hundred season seemed the sweetest things an M’s fan could get. All of a sudden, Seattle was on a tear in the mid 1990’s and a flock of born again baseball fans flooded the Kingdome. They did it again in ’97. After a losing season in 1998 and 1999, the only thing keeping the Mariner’s popularity alive was the emergence of Safeco Field. Then a winning season in 2000 whipped everyone into a frenzy again.

Now, two games have gone by as I write this, and already I’m hearing naysayers forfeit the season. Not enough offense to do it all again. Granted, keystone games such as A-Rod’s return, the All-Star Game, and anytime the Yankees come to town will sell out, but the way I see things, let all these ‘new-wave’ fans disown the M’s. More seats for the rest of us.

The fickleness of sports fans in general has always gotten on my nerves. Just look at the hot & cold love affair people have had with the Sonics for the past 10 years. I suppose complaining that your favorite team stinks is part of what people like about following pro sports, people like to complaing about things naturally (that’s why blogs exist for the most part), but there ought to be a grace period. People had already written the M’s off after two games in 2001, and they may not have been more wrong about anything else in their lives (unless they’re betting against God).

Judge Smith, Dungy by character, not color

Here’s a great article about the two head coaches going into the Super Bowl this year:

ESPN.com – NFL/PLAYOFFS06 – Smith: Judge Smith, Dungy by character, not color

While I’ll be pulling for the Colts, Lovie Smith’s character should be enough for me to find solace in should the Bear’s win–  I don’t know what it is, but a Ditka & Payton-less Bears team seems completely unlikeable to me.