Grades… the 4.0 is already dashed!

I received my grades for last year’s courses. They may have been sitting in my student mail box for a while, but last night was the first time I’d checked it in a few months.

My lowest mark was a B+ for my public speaking in the church class. I delivered my speeches much to quickly and tried to fit too much information in the time allotted, so the grade was well warranted. This is a problem I’ve had to really work on when giving sermons or homilies. There is just so much to say about Christ and the Gospel – and I always feel like I leave something out, and all of it is important. I think I’ve gotten better about this since I took this class simply from having the opportunity to talk with other pastors and see how they deal with this (some of them just preach hour long sermons, but I’d be forcibly removed if I tried such a thing).

My report card read like this:

  • Early Church History: A
  • Pentateuch: A-
  • Christ in the Gospels: A
  • Theology 5: A
  • Public Speakig in the Church: B+
  • Biblical Interpretation: A
  • Biblical Introduction: A

That gets me to thinking. When I was in school my Dad made a deal with my brother and I. We’d collect $5 for every ‘A’, $3 for each ‘B’, $1 for a ‘C’ and punishment for anything lower. I was already getting pretty good grades in school, so I think the motivation was primarily for my brother, who was much more interested in the social aspect of school. I was probably just included in the deal because my Dad knew that I’d complain if I wasn’t offered a bounty for my report card as well. This was a wise call, because nothing is ever fair when you’re in high school anyway, let alone your younger brother getting payment for something you already do. I don’t remember any official revoking of the reward system so I believe my Dad owes me $330 (counting for inflation).

Pay up, old man. You can print this post out and use it as an invoice. ;)

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  • http://www.fingertoe.com/blog Josh Reighley

    “Time Allotted”??? Isn’t that a bit unrealistic? I always thought preachers talked as long as they wanted… ;-)

  • http://www.fingertoe.com joshr

    “Time Allotted”??? Isn’t that a bit unrealistic? I always thought preachers talked as long as they wanted… ;-)

  • http://jonspach.com/blogs/jonspach Jason

    Heh, I tried that at my first prayer meeting and went around 15 minutes over. No one actually stood up and left but mentally everyone was gone fishing. I probably did more damage than good that night. ;)

  • http://jonspach.com/blogs/jonspach Jason

    Heh, I tried that at my first prayer meeting and went around 15 minutes over. No one actually stood up and left but mentally everyone was gone fishing. I probably did more damage than good that night. ;)

  • http://www.fingertoe.com/blog Josh Reighley

    Happens to even the best preachers — see Acts 20:9

  • http://www.fingertoe.com joshr

    Happens to even the best preachers — see Acts 20:9

  • http://jonspach.com/blogs/jonspach Jason

    Holy Cow did I almost spew coke zero all over my monitors! :)

  • http://jonspach.com/blogs/jonspach Jason

    Holy Cow did I almost spew coke zero all over my monitors! :)

  • http://www.garbunzl.com Garbunzl

    LOL! Better get that in check Jonspach…before someone plummets to their death. Congrats on the excellent marks.

  • http://www.garbunzl.com Garbunzl

    LOL! Better get that in check Jonspach…before someone plummets to their death. Congrats on the excellent marks.

  • ashes_311

    Wow, good job. That’s a lot to bit off all at once! I didn’t know you had that huge of a course load.

    At least you don’t have 6th graders asking you admittedly brilliant but completely off-track questions every ten seconds during your homilies. :P

    But yes, some preachers do just preach for an hour or more. Some of them should keep it up. Some others who don’t, might. But not all who do should.

    Dr. Rayburn has some interesting and profitable lessons on Faith’s website regarding expository preaching that I found very beneficial for my own personal studies. One major point was that formal exposition through the Scriptures holds the pastor to the themes and the emphases that God Himself presents, AS God Himself presents them.

    (Why did I bring that up? Oh, yeah.) It made me think that there’s probably some degree in harm (in the midst of the great deal of good), in, say, preaching through just the book of Romans for three years, as happens in some pulpits. The preaching of the Word certainly remains a means of grace, but there’s something to be said for covering as much ground as possible (or at least expedient, though that’s a very subjective rule), too, even if that means you have to save some of the depth for the next time around, eh? What saith the preaching gurus (as I’ve not read a lot in that genre)?

  • http://krislinatin.wordpress.com krislinatin

    Yah, good job, Jason, keep it up!
    even 33 dollars would be great and yeah, print out the post FOR him!
    I see Ash is still alive.
    Kristina

  • http://krislinatin.wordpress.com krislinatin

    Yah, good job, Jason, keep it up!
    even 33 dollars would be great and yeah, print out the post FOR him!
    I see Ash is still alive.
    Kristina

  • http://jonspach.com/blogs/jonspach Jason

    Kristina – Thanks, will do my best.

    Ashes – I really haven’t read much on the subject. Personally, I have no qualms with long series provided that they’re not repeating the same thing over and over again (outside of the gospel, which should be repeated as much as possible). Sometimes it seems like you’ll need a 1:1 sermon to verse ratio, and other times you can fit an entire chapter in one sermon. At least that’s the way it has been with Esther.

  • http://jonspach.com/blogs/jonspach Jason

    Kristina – Thanks, will do my best.

    Ashes – I really haven’t read much on the subject. Personally, I have no qualms with long series provided that they’re not repeating the same thing over and over again (outside of the gospel, which should be repeated as much as possible). Sometimes it seems like you’ll need a 1:1 sermon to verse ratio, and other times you can fit an entire chapter in one sermon. At least that’s the way it has been with Esther.

  • http://www.lebanonpa.org RAA

    Jason,
    The first installment is enroute. It was sent as a Christmas present but I have elected to change the designation to good grades payment. Great job, son! Public speaking is difficult and sometimes more difficult when the subject is something in which you fervently believe and this certainly falls within that category. There always seems to be more to say than you have time to make the presentation. My thought is that sometimes you do not want to tell the whole story – tell enough to start them thinking. Drop a few gems to start them thinking in the right direction. Finally – the five “P”‘s: Prior planning prevents poor performance. Rehearse, rehearse, rehearse. Then rehearse a little more.
    Love,
    Dad

  • http://www.lebanonpa.org RAA

    Jason,
    The first installment is enroute. It was sent as a Christmas present but I have elected to change the designation to good grades payment. Great job, son! Public speaking is difficult and sometimes more difficult when the subject is something in which you fervently believe and this certainly falls within that category. There always seems to be more to say than you have time to make the presentation. My thought is that sometimes you do not want to tell the whole story – tell enough to start them thinking. Drop a few gems to start them thinking in the right direction. Finally – the five “P”‘s: Prior planning prevents poor performance. Rehearse, rehearse, rehearse. Then rehearse a little more.
    Love,
    Dad

  • http://jonspach.com/blogs/jonspach Jason

    Thanks for the advice & the Christmas gift. Caleb was amazed when I worked out how many Cars or Star Wars figures he could buy with the money that isn’t going into his savings account.

    Owen seemed less impressed when I told him how many pacifiers he could purchase. I don’t think he got it.

  • http://jonspach.com/blogs/jonspach Jason

    Thanks for the advice & the Christmas gift. Caleb was amazed when I worked out how many Cars or Star Wars figures he could buy with the money that isn’t going into his savings account.

    Owen seemed less impressed when I told him how many pacifiers he could purchase. I don’t think he got it.