Mr. T – Extreme Makeover
This article features one of the greatest quotes of all time:
“Yes, I am qualified to beat people up.”
Superb. I want to find out how I can become qualified to beat people up. Wearing copious amounts of gold isn’t enough. I’m thinking there’s a test. You’d have to be able to take on at least three stock bad guys (not ninjas) at once. During the course of the fight you’d receive bonus points for smashing two people’s heads together. If you prove able to lift an attacker over your head and hurl them into some sort of breakable object (like say a wetbar or a table) then you pass instantly.
Is there anyway you would omit that you reached “beat people up” qualification from your resume? At that point they’d be too scared *not* to hire you.
